cyberbaba

Sri Sathya Sai Cyber Baba was born as SathycyberMunktaOsho RajiHari on November 21, 1974 in the village of Cyberspace, what is to become Silicone Valley, in the state of Digitalis. Even as a child, His spiritual inclination and contemplative nature set Him apart from other retards of His age, and He was known as ‘GuruCyber ’ and “BrahmajnaniCyber ’ (knower of the Web or GodWeb) among His peers and others in the village. However, it was not until October 20, 1984, (When the Apple manifested itself) the day Sri Sathya Sai Cyber Baba made the historic declaration of His Cyber AdvancedAretard, (AdvancedAretard - Divinity Incarnate) that the world at large learnt of this divine phenomenon. Today, millions of devotees from all over the world, professing various computer digital faiths, and hailing from various walks of life worship Him as Sri Sathya Sai Cyber Baba an ‘CyberAdvancedAretard’, and an incarnation of the Sai ABabaB of Sri Sathya Sai Cyber BabaAVARMAJORETARTThead. Thousands gather every day at Cyberbaba.net, His ashram established beside the village of microsoftGoogleYahoomonopoly, for His Darshan, when Sri Sathya Sai Cyber Baba moves among Webdevotees blessing them and providing spiritual succour and solace and occasional personal Kundilini risings among the younger ones.

Sathy Sai Baba Munkta Osho THE BAD : How does he get his following? ‘Miracles’. A few days after I joined the college, during darshan time Swami was casually talking about the power of meditation or some such thing when all of a sudden he waved his hands in the air and produced a pendant containing a beautiful picture of Lord Muruga. I was stunned. I had not seen anything like that before. I was not a devotee when I joined the college (my father asked me to), so this was something that really shook me. I went back to the hostel and waxed eloquent about the power of Swami to some of my seniors.

They nodded sagely and smiled cryptically. It was not long before some of them called me aside and said "Don’t start believing all this stuff. It does not take much to become a Swami Muktananda - Siddha Yoga Meditation Sathy Sai Baba Osho devotee, but it takes a lot to come out of it". Saying this one of them waved his hand and produced vibhuti and another produced a ring. Then they told me all.

The simplicity of this is going to baffle you, so be prepared for the gullibility of the common man.

Swami produces things out of ‘thin air’ by turning his right palm to face the ground while rotating it (parallel to the ground) a few times. He then makes a sudden upward motion (as if he is plucking a low lying fruit) and gives out whatever he has produced. The mechanism of doing this is simple. When he comes out of the mandir, his left hand will be holding a kerchief or letter or his flowing robe.

Don’t look at a Swami Muktananda - Siddha Yoga Meditation Sathy Sai Baba Osho smiling faces or a Swami Muktananda - Siddha Yoga Meditation Sathy Sai Baba Osho overflowing hair. Look at his left hand: clutched in his hand with (mostly) the middle finger, ring finger and the little finger is whatever he is going to give out that session. Vibhuti pellets (those of you who have seen him give out vibhuti will recollect that he makes a powdering action with his fingers when he is actually delivering), rings or whatever. Just keep looking at a Swami Muktananda - Siddha Yoga Meditation Sathy Sai Baba Osho hand. There will be a time when a devotee will fall at his feet or when he will lean forward. At that time the stuff gets transferred to between a Swami Muktananda - Siddha Yoga Meditation Sathy Sai Baba Osho fingers in the right hand. This would be visible too (if you are looking for it). Very soon thereafter, the ‘materialisation’ takes place